I scanned the cockpit eventually finding what i was looking for the navigation systems... i plugged the tapedeck in and booted up the system. Groaning the ship began to move. An Augmented voice spoke up, "Welcome vault hunter, my name is Yarvis i am a artificial intelligence that was implanted into that tapedeck... what a pain no place to stretch the old joints! I am glad i could finally make your acquaintance!" I replied, "Hey Pyro We've got a new friend! Your friendly fight!?" He replied, "Yes i am... Vault hunter I've been following your progress for some time but i feel it was time to make my presence." I nodded, "Heh all right yarvis welcome to the team..." "Thank you..." Because i needed all the help i can get i accepted the help... i returned to the cockpit controls scanning through there was an open panel that caught my eye... i walked up to it, Yarvis replied quickly and troubled, "DON'T LOOK AT THAT... ITS.. Uhm... Private." I now wanted to read it more than ever... i looked at the screen reading it to myself, "Scientist Log 1: AI today started calling himself yarvis which is a surprise to us as we didn't expect it to learn so fast..." i flipped to the second week, "Science Log 8: Yarvis he began to show signs of an sexual fetish its probably a error in the coding he has been deniany this but we found a log of porn on his favorites..." Yarvis muttered, "Please don't..." i had to see the final log, "Science Log 14: Today Yarvis has shown great amount of interest in one individual who is referred to as ABLA... Because he is an ai we've found it hard to decode him, He is supposedly wanting to be her bitch... Yrvis has also been acting weird lately and he has been talking about leaving to pursue Alba... we have no choice but to abort... SHIIT HAS KILLING US!!" I laughed, Well that would explain why my guns have been acting up... so yarvis you want to be my bitch!?" "Yes i would..." i looked at pyro, "RRRUUOOGH!?" I am actually really interested in the idea of having a slave but i feel like it would be kinda weird for a AI to have this kinda feeling toward me... i know i should never give up a chance like this, "Alright Yrvis your hired... Just have one question... How the hell can you be a slave if your in the ship?!" "I can find a body just... Find me a hyperion loader and ill take it from there!" I nodded, "Okay ill get searching!"
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